Local to Corona, Queens, influencer Jason Rodriguez aka Sober Facts pulled up to Supreme for some shopping and ended up delivering a hilarious rant.
He did his signature talking about why buying expensive skateboarding clothing matters more than saving money, getting an education, or planning for retirement.
According to Sober Facts, people spend their lives working, saving for a house, and building their retirement funds, only to miss out on the opportunity to buy Supreme.
He questions why anyone would care about a savings account or a 401(k) when they could be spending that money on Supreme hats and hoodies.
"Fuck your 401(k)!" he said. This makes his priorities pretty obvious.
Owning Supreme clothing is more important than having money saved for the future for him. He even jokes about people using family responsibilities as an excuse not to shop for the brand.
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Sober Facts also takes aim at people who spend years studying and working toward a career.
He said forget education because Supreme is all you need.
He believes people who keep saving their money are missing out on the chance to look fresh and wear the skate tees they want.
He also points to the crowd waiting outside the store as proof that people are doing the right thing.
In his eyes, everyone lining up to buy Supreme understands what matters most. Looking good comes first, and financial planning can wait.
Of course, his rant is meant to be entertaining, and taking his advice literally would be a terrible financial decision.
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Retirement savings, education, and taking care of your family all matter.
Still, his exaggerated love for Supreme makes the clip funny, especially when he treats a branded hoodie like a better investment than an entire future.
Sober Facts wraps up his speech by repeating his main point: "I don't need education because I got Supreme."
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At least he knows what he wants to spend his money on.
The real question is how many Supreme hoodies you would need before you start feeling better about your retirement account.
Sober Facts Posted:
"Why you not at the Supreme store line in today? đź‘€
@supremenewyork"